Today we have a free printable eBook with the best jokes for kids. In fact, we know they are the best jokes for kids because kids made them up and submitted them to us for this awesome funny joke pdf that has over 50 pages of kid-friendly jokes.
If you know us here at Kids Activities Blog, you know we love to giggle and laugh! These are some of our favorite jokes – from the classic knock-knock joke to the silly pun, this jokes for kids book has it all. And the best thing is that it is free and you can get it right now for a good laugh!
Funny Jokes for Kids Free eBook
Pull the children off of video games because that is the last place they will want to be when they see the giggles involved in these silly jokes.
What did the palm tree wear to the pool party?
Swimming Trunks!
This kids joke book was compiled and illustrated by Josh Manges from the kids jokes submitted on our Facebook page @quirkymomma. We couldn’t help giggling at the results of hundreds of LOL jokes, puns, knock-knock jokes, riddles, pranks and more.
Corny Jokes inside the Kids Joke Book
This is going to take a minute to summarize all the way we are going to make your kids laugh…but I think it is totally worth it.
Download & print it with the orange button below.
The pages are set up as a printable pdf that you can cut in half and make a book that is 8 1/2 x 5 1/2 inches, or you can keep it the traditional paper size or use it digitally as an eBook. Each page has multiple silly jokes including knock knock jokes, but one is featured with Josh’s illustrations:
- Kids Joke Book Cover: The Book Jokes for Kids, From Kids compiled by Josh Manges with Kids Activities Blog
- Bees holding hands
- Dinosaur that won’t take a bath
- Blackbird that is not a blackbird
- Armless spider
- Fly without wings or is that time fly?
- Teddy bear talk
- Shopping cow – you may need to hide your credit card
- Pig with sores
- Dinosaur police
- Ground beef
- Camel wearing hats
- Turkey crossed the road
- Octopus laugh out loud chicken
- Shark spitting out a clown because they are bad liars
- Turtle telephones home
- Street that lions live – watch for the traffic light!
- Little horse that fell over
- Scared numbers
- Seagulls with holes in them
- Alligator in a vest
- Hummingbirds singing & long necked giraffes that could make a pony sing
- Bee love
- Scarecrow awards
- Ghost vacation
- Pork chop
- Gym rat hamburger
- One sick cookie
- Gorilla nostrils with a little boogie
- Elephant in a phone booth
- Blind dinosaur
- Hot watch dog!
- Cat in the dryer
- Cannibals diet
- Oranges who run marathons
- Something brown and sticky that doesn’t belong in a garbage truck
- Clapping T-Rex probably won’t be good at a musical instrument
- Very old ant…where is the little old lady?
- Game playing elephant
- Dracula is in jail
- Darth Vader has breakfast
- LOL only more…
- Swollen nose
- Kissing big flower
- Reading cow
- Eyes conversation starts with the left eye
- Hammer crossed with a cookie
- Banana went to the doctor
- Suntanning old snowman won’t be a guest at your next baseball game
- Ocean motion
- Pirate gets ears pierced
- Sleeping broom
- Horseshoe clues
- Train and the math book
These are no dad jokes. Nope! Not a bad joke!
Wait…if dad reads them to you, do they suddenly become dad jokes?
Download these Favorite Funny Jokes pdf Here
This will be a piece of cake! Simple press this button and follow the directions…your funny jokes for kids eBook will arrive nearly instantly.
Start at the beginning of the book and read through the big words {giggle} of the funniest jokes. My favorite are the animal jokes from spelling bee, bald eagle to polar bears on the north pole.
Whenever you need good jokes, just grab your eBook or printed version.
What plant can grow right out of your hand?
A Palm Tree!
One of the things we suggest is to print off pages that you think are funny, cut them in half and send them to school in your child’s lunchbox which is a great way to give them a noontime giggle. Even if they are in high school {LOL}. Or maybe they start their own school stand-up routine.
They will be one wise quacker!
What kind of water is best for swimming?
Salt water because pepper will just make you sneeze!
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- School jokes for kids
- Animal jokes for kids
- Best prank ideas for kids
- Silly crafts to make you smile
- Fun facts for kids
Which of the funny jokes for kids was your favorite in the printable eBook? Did your kids enjoy the silly jokes?
